JOKE: Dave comes home from work one afternoon...

Dave comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor. "It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked through the curtains and saw them making wild, passionate love."

Dave said, "Was he short, about 5'8?"

"Yes," the neighbor answers, "I believe he was."

"Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk," Dave asked?

"Yes," the neighbor agrees.

"Then that was the mailman," Dave responds. "He'll screw anyone."