JOKE: ORIGINS OF MAD COW DISEASE

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a redneck farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Billy-Bob, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Billy-Bob, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"