Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden
behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and
long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to
Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
She asks, 'What?'
'Sex!!' he replies
Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up
if I held a gun to your head!'
'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman
could just hold it for a while.'
Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and
Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting
place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was
O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found
him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident,
who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch!
What does Ethel have that I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'
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