TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE GAY

- You blow every paycheck on gerbils.

- You get offended by the word "Fruit Loops."

- Your fantasies include prison showers and dropped soap.

- Anyone mentions "The Village People" and you think of your neighbors.

- Your nickname is "Homo."

- Your friends want to kill Richard Simmons, you'd rather spank him.

- You know over 10 people named Bruce.

- There's always a "queer" taste in your mouth.

- You wake up each morning and scratch someone else's balls.