Snow skiing on July 4th? Believe it as several western ski resorts will be open

A summer that looks a whole lot more like winter has travelers across the West scrambling to revise their Fourth of July itineraries — or at least their packing lists.

Ski poles are replacing fishing poles at popular hiking and camping spots where late-winter snowstorms blanketed Western mountains from the Rockies to the Sierra Nevada.

"A lot of people are calling it the trifecta day, where they're going to ski in the morning, mountain bike in the afternoon, maybe do something on the lake in the evening," said Julie Mauer, a spokeswoman at Sierra ski resort Squaw Valley, which saw record-breaking snowfall this season. The resort plans to open four ski lifts on the upper mountain and promises free commemorative July 4 t-shirts to the first 5,000 guests who show up on Monday.

In preparation of Independence Day skiing, a snow cat grooms one of the trails at Alpine Meadows Ski Resort 

At Crystal Mountain, south of Seattle, spokeswoman Justus Harris said she expected to see "a lot of bikini tops" out on the slopes. The National Weather Service is predicting mostly sunny skies on the mountain on July 4, with a high near 59 degrees. The mountain hasn't been open this late in the year since 1999.

California's Alpine Meadows will be open Independence Day weekend for the first time since 1995, and for just the second time in its 50-year history, said spokeswoman Rachael Woods.

At Snowbird in Utah, where upper runs have remained open every weekend, resort operators are even considering trying to extend the season through July 24 for Pioneer Day, a Utah state holiday that generally sees a lot of travel, said spokeswoman Emily Moench.

"I keep telling people how good the skiing still is, which they find unbelievable until they actually get up here," she said.

Kitten Survives Long Trip In Car Air Filter

SPRINGFIELD, Vt. -- A girl has a new pet and a mechanic has a novel story after finding a kitten trapped inside a car's air filter in Springfield, Vt.

"I brought in a car for service, opened up the hood, went to check the air filter, and saw a big ball of fur in the air filter. And it was breathing," said mechanic Jim Perry.

Perry said he's found some strange things in car air filters, but the kitten was the strangest.

"I've found mice in there. That's pretty common. But finding a little kitten? That's nothing I ever expected to find," said Perry.

The fur turned out to be a kitten, one that had taken a 200 mile trip up from Connecticut wedged in air filter.

The kitten was scared and a bit stinky, but the mechanics cleaned it up and got it something to eat.

"It was pretty nervous. After a while of being out in the box, we got it some food, and now it kind of cries whenever somebody goes near it," said Perry.

The animal soon found a new family with one of the autoworkers.

"I can only walk by him and hear him meow a couple times. I've got a big heart for him," said Josh Webster. "I have a daughter. She's in first grade, and her birthday's coming up. So this is what she's going to get."

Webster's daughter, Jayna, said she was ecstatic at the new friend -- named Yukon after the car in which he was stuck.

"I'm really excited. I love it," said Jayna.

The First Car to 3 Million Miles?

Modern cars can do over 100,000 miles without pausing for breath. If you really pile on the miles, you might have 200,000 or even 300,000 miles on the clock. If the car Gods are really shining on you, you might have managed more than half a million.

Prepare to feel insignificant. Irv Gordon from East Patchogue, New York, and his 1966 Volvo P1800, have completed over 2.9 million miles together. If you're after an arbitrary comparison to offer some perspective, that's around six round-trips to the moon, or over 116 circumnavigations of Earth.

It also equates to an average of a staggering 64,444 miles per year since Irv took delivery of the car, five years after its launch in 1961. The beautiful P1800 is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year.

Irv hasn't gone easy on the car. Upon taking delivery back in '66 he drove it 1,500 miles in the first two days and had already amassed half a million miles in the first decade - far more than most cars do in a lifetime. Of course, though the car has proved itself time and time again, Irv is religious with maintenance and the car receives all the attention you'd expect it to.

By 1998 Gordon and his Volvo had made it into the Guinness Book of World Records at 1.69 million miles, more than anyone else in a single-owner non-commercial vehicle, and by 2002 they'd reached 2 million miles. It also means Irv is in the enviable position of breaking records with every mile he drives.

Three million miles is easily within reach, and Gordon expects to hit that target in the next couple of years. "In honor of the P1800's 50th anniversary, I'd like to reaffirm my goal of reaching three million miles within the next two years" explains Gordon.

It's not only Irv's record we envy, though. Very few people can claim to have owned the same vehicle for so long - never tiring of it, always giving it the attention it requires and enjoying so many journeys.

Whilst undoubtedly a testament to the quality and reliability of the Volvo, it's also a testament to the excellence of the automobile and what can be achieved.

JOKE: Party Problem

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician' s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together. At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, "Look lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"

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Stunning photos and video capture 221 MPH drag race crash

Two weeks ago, photographer Mark J. Rebilas set up to shoot drag races in Bristol, Tenn. What he got was a front-row seat to a fiery crash that nearly took out both cars. Here is his stunning gallery.

The crash came during a Pro Modified run of the NHRA Thunder Valley Nationals between driver Roger Burgess in his 1967 Firebird and Kenny Ross. Burgess crossed the finish line traveling 221 mph when he lost control and veered across the track, barely clipping Ross' parachute before smashing into the retaining wall in a ball of flame.

Burgess' only injury was a bruised heel. Check out the rest of Rebilas' impressive photos from the race, and a video of the crash in jarringly quick real time.

VA pays $925,000 in exploding eyeball suit

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs agreed Monday to pay $925,000 to a man whose eyeball exploded during a routine outpatient cataract operation at the West Haven, Connecticut Veterans Affairs hospital.

The settlement, on behalf of 60-year-old Jose Goncalves, of Hartford, was reached as the case was being prepared for trial in U.S. District Court here.

"Jose suffered excruciating pain after that botched surgery and continued to have severe pain for months afterward," said Christopher Bernard, Goncalves' lawyer. "The damage to the eye is obvious because his iris is missing and his eyelid droops. If anything should ever happen to the undamaged left eye, he could face total blindness."

Veterans Affairs did not immediately return calls for comment.

According to the lawsuit, Goncalves was blinded in his right eye when a third-year resident at the VA hospital incorrectly administered an anesthetic during the Nov. 1, 2007, procedure.

Bernard said Dr. Yue Michelle Wang, the resident, incorrectly placed a needle with a local anesthetic "directly into Jose's eye instead of behind the eye as was proper. Then, failing to recognize her error, she proceeded to inject so much anesthetic, so quickly, that Jose's eye literally exploded."

Goncalves, who had worked as a roofer prior to the injury, now suffers from a significant lack of depth perception, making him completely unable to resume his previous occupation, Bernard said.

http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/VA-pays-925-000-in-Bridgeport-exploding-eyeball-1441938.php

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VIDEO: Watch the Exciting Pike's Peak Record Breaking Run..You're Right There!

I will freely admit that I am infatuated with this event. For sheer thrills and terror, nothing comes close. The very idea of hurtling up a 14,000 foot mountain sideways with 1000+ foot drop-offs at nearly every turn really gets the adrenaline pumping. The king of the hill in recent years is Nobuhiro "Monster" Tajima. Take a ride on the roof with Monster Tajima in the GoPro sponsored Suzuki Sx4 as he breaks his own personal record at Pikes Peak with a time of 9:51 and becomes the first person to break the 10 minute barrier over the 12.2 mile course, reaching speeds of nearly 150 miles per hour in a 1000 horsepower twin turbo charged all wheel drive specially built Suzuki.

The Pikes Peak International Hill Climb (PPIHC), also known as The Race to the Clouds, is an annual automobile and motorcycle hillclimb to the summit of Pikes Peak in Colorado, a distance of 19.99 km (12.42 miles) over 156 turns, climbing 1,439 meters (4,721 ft) from the start at Mile 7 on Pikes Peak Highway at 2,862 meters (9,390 ft) on grades averaging 7% over both gravel and paved sections.

It has taken place since 1916 and is currently contested by a variety of classes of Cars, Trucks, Motorcycles and Quads. There are often numerous new classes tried and discarded year-to-year.

On average there are 150 competitors. The oldest current class is the Open Wheel division which has been run since 1916 and has been won by such names as Mario Andretti, Al Unser, Bobby Unser, and Robby Unser (the current class record holder, achieving 10:05.85 min in 1994).

There was also one driver who had less than a "Monster" run up the mountain. Bobby Regester raced his modified Pontiac Sunfire to victory at Pikes Peak in the past, but this time he made a small miscalculation and literally drove off the mountain. It is one of the scariest crashes you'll ever see.

Pikes Peak rewards fearless driving and punishes it in dramatic fashion.

Climbing a narrow path at speeds exceeding 100 mph along the edge of the mountain tests the limits of both car and driver. Regester, despite having a lot of experience driving the mountain, reached the limit of one or both and suffered by crashing down Pikes Peak.

In an example of just how dangerous this can be he lucked out enough to hit a rock, which stopped him from flying over the next crest. Somehow, he walked away from the crash.

Chinese man jailed for fake U.S. Army unit scam

A Chinese man living in California who conned Chinese immigrants into joining his fake U.S. Army unit was sentenced on Wednesday to three years in prison after he pleaded guilty to counterfeiting and other charges.

Yupeng Deng gave himself the title "Supreme Commander" when he was running his fictitious unit, and he promised recruits their time in his squad was a path to U.S. citizenship.

A Chinese national from the Los Angeles suburb of El Monte, Deng convinced over 200 Chinese nationals from around the United States to join, and charged them initiation fees ranging from $300 (187 pounds) to $450.

He was arrested in April following an investigation by the FBI and the Defence Criminal Investigative Service.

Deng, 51, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to charges of theft by false pretences, manufacturing deceptive government documents and counterfeit of an official government seal.

Investigators also found child pornography when they served a search warrant at his home, and as a result Deng also pleaded guilty to possessing the porn.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Jack Hunt sentenced Deng to three years in prison.

Deng gave his recruits military uniforms, had them parade in a Los Angeles suburb, and took them to the decommissioned USS Midway aircraft carrier, which is a museum in San Diego, authorities said.

He called his bogus squad the U.S. Army/Military Special Forces Reserve unit, or MSFR.

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JOKE: WHICH ONE IS FAITHFUL?

A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him.So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.

The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife. "She was a real lady," his mistress said. "How so?" the encouraged man asked. "She came on board with her husband and never left his side."

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VIDEO: Funny Indian/Japanese Comedian Dan Nainan

VIDEO: Tiny Chihuahua shows talent for herding sheep

She may only weighs 2.5lb, but Nancy the Chihuahua makes quick work of showing five sheep who is boss, despite the animals being more than ten times her size.

Rescue dog Nancy's potential for herding flocks was discovered after she was adopted by a sheep dog trainer. Ali Taylor, who trains rescued border collies, said the tiny dog picked up herding straight away.

"I started in a very controlled environment but it quickly became evident that Nancy has natural ability and loves herding sheep," she said. Nancy was hand-reared after being taken to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home at just three weeks old with a skin disease caused by parasitic mites.

"People sometimes under-estimate rescue dogs, but they really are fantastic and go on to do amazing things," Ms Taylor, who also works at the dogs home, said. The charity stresses that no-one should try sheep herding without expert supervision.

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TSA Forces 95 Year Old to Remove Adult Diaper

The Transportation Security Administration stood by its security officers Sunday after a Florida woman complained that her cancer-stricken, 95-year-old mother was patted down and forced to remove her adult diaper while going through security.

The TSA released a statement Sunday defending its agents' actions at the Northwest Florida Regional Airport.

"While every person and item must be screened before entering the secure boarding area, TSA works with passengers to resolve security alarms in a respectful and sensitive manner," the federal agency said. "We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally and according to proper procedure."

Jean Weber told CNN's Fredricka Whitfield on Sunday that the security officers may have been procedurally correct, but she still does not believe they were justified, especially given her mother's frail condition.

"If this is your procedure -- which I do understand -- I also feel that your procedure needs to be changed," she said.

Weber said the two were traveling June 18 from northwest Florida to Michigan, so her mother could move in with relatives before eventually going to an assisted living facility.

"My mother is very ill, she has a form of leukemia," Weber said. "She had a blood transfusion the week before, just to bolster up her strength for this travel."

While going through security, the 95-year-old was taken by a TSA officer into a glassed-in area, where a pat-down was performed, Weber said. An agent told Weber "they felt something suspicious on (her mother's) leg and they couldn't determine what it was" -- leading them to take her into a private, closed room.

Soon after, Weber said, a TSA agent came out and told her that her mother's Depend undergarment was "wet and it was firm, and they couldn't check it thoroughly." The mother and daughter left to find a bathroom, at the TSA officer's request, to take off the adult diaper.

Weber said she burst into tears during the ordeal, forcing her own pat-down and other measures in accordance with TSA protocol. But she said her mother, a nurse for 65 years, "was very calm" despite being bothered by the fact that she had to go through the airport without underwear.

Eventually, Weber said she asked for her mother to be whisked away to the boarding gate without her, because their plane was scheduled to leave in two minutes and Weber was still going through security.

By this weekend, the 95-year-old woman -- who was not identified by name -- was doing "fine" in Michigan, where her niece and her family "was treating her like royalty because they love her so much."

"My mother is a trouper," Weber said.

This is not the first time that the TSA's pat-downs of passengers have come under fire, nor the first time that the agency has rallied behind its officers and policy.

Last year, the administration announced it was ramping up the use of full-body scanning and pat-downs to stop nonmetallic threats, including explosives, from getting on planes. The goal is to head off attacks such as the one allegedly attempted in Christmas 2009 by Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab, who allegedly had a bomb sewn into his underwear on a flight from the Netherlands to Michigan.

The TSA estimates that only 3% of passengers are subjected to pat-downs -- and then only after they have set off a metal detector or declined to step into a full-body scanner. Yet the new policy has triggered an uproar online and in airports, from a relatively small but vocal number of travelers who feel their rights and privacy were being violated.

But the federal safety agency hasn't backed down, making some adjustments but no major changes to its policy.

"Every traveler is a critical partner in TSA's efforts to keep our skies safe," Administrator John Pistole, who ordered the new approach, said last fall. "And I know and appreciate that the vast majority of Americans recognize and respect the important work we do."

More recently, outrage erupted over a video-recorded pat-down of a 6-year-old passenger last April at New Orleans' airport. The video, which was posted on YouTube, shows the girl protesting the search by a female security officer at first, though she complies quietly while it is underway.

Pistole addressed this controversy at a Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee meeting last week, explaining the pat-down was ordered because the child had moved while passing through a body imaging machine. He told committee members that "we have changed the policy (so) that there'll be repeated efforts made to resolve that without a pat-down."

The next day, TSA spokesman Greg Soule said that the new policy -- which will apply to children age 12 and younger -- is in the process of being rolled out. It will give security officers "more options," but does not eliminate pat-downs as one of them.

"This decision will ultimately reduce -- though not eliminate -- pat-downs," Soule said.

Driver charged after pedestrian's body found in front seat

Deputy Constable Paul Armand was making what he thought was a routine traffic stop early Tuesday morning when he pulled over a car that didn't have headlights on.

As he approached the black Mazda 626, the Precinct 8 deputy noticed the driver had blood on his face. He also saw that the front windshield was shattered and partially inside the vehicle.

The deputy constable then saw a body in the passenger seat, partially underneath the dashboard and with a severed leg.

"He (Armand) was shocked," said Precinct 8 Capt. Jason Finnen.

The driver, James John Onak, 45, told the deputy he didn't realize a dead body was in the passenger seat, Finnen said.

Police allege Onak struck 32-year-old Fadel Steadman with his car on the Gulf Freeway in southeast Houston and kept on driving for three miles while the man's body lay in his passenger seat.

Onak was later arrested and charged with felony failure to stop and render aid involving a fatality and driving while intoxicated.

Houston police, who took over the investigation, estimate that the accident occurred in the southbound lanes of the 12200 block of Gulf Freeway around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, about 10 minutes before Armand pulled Onak over.

Investigators believe Steadman had pulled his Ford Explorer into the emergency lane on the left side of the freeway near Fuqua after the vehicle broke down.

Witnesses told police Steadman was running back and forth across the freeway when he was struck by the Mazda.

The collision forced Steadman's body through the windshield, and he landed in the front passenger seat inside the car, police said.However, Onak did not stop driving. Police said he got off the freeway and drove a few more blocks before he was pulled over by Armand on Kirkvalley near Beamer, police said.

Onak told Armand he thought he had hit something while driving down the Gulf Freeway, but he was not sure, Finnen said.

After discovering the body in the seat, Armand called paramedics and additional deputy constables to the scene. While searching the freeway, another deputy constable located the Mazda's licence plate as well as what appeared to be Steadman's leg, Finnen said.

In 2001, a Fort Worth woman, who after a night of drinking and using drugs, struck a homeless man with her car and drove home with the man crumpled in the windshield. She then left him in her garage where he died two days later. The woman, Chante Mallard, was convicted and sentenced to 50 years in prison in 2003.

Onak, who is jailed in lieu of a $55,500 bail, faces two to 10 years in prison as well as up to a $10,000 fine for the felony charge.

He is scheduled to appear in court Thursday.

JOKE: CURIOUS BLONDE

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked: "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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VIDEO: magician Dynamo goes for a walk on the Thames River

sound track is a bit much..you might want to turn your volume down

VIDEO: Wild, Wild Police Chase

VIDEO: World's Best Car? Ruf RT 12

this is probably the only part of a Ruf RT 12 you'll ever see and then only if you have good eyes that can see far into the distance

0-125 mph in 9.5 seconds

3.8-liter twin turbo 730 hp 693 lb-ft of torque

oh by the way, 300 kmph=186 mph lol

price: about $400,000

VIDEO: Unrepentant Female Ripped Off 9 Year Old Selling Girl Scout Cookies

Teacher Charged in Breast Milk Assault

Deputies with the Delaware County sheriff's office arrived at a banquet hall early Saturday morning expecting to break up a domestic dispute. Instead, they were met by breast milk.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, Ohio was arrested about 1 a.m. Saturday after deputies responded to a domestic violence call at Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway in Delaware County, according to a sheriff's office news release.

Witnesses and Robinette's husband told deputies that he and his wife were having an argument and that she struck him multiple times and then locked herself in the car. He also told them that his wife was intoxicated following a wedding they attended and started the dispute, the sheriff's office said in the news release.

The deputies said Mrs. Robinette began yelling profanities when they approached the vehicle and refused to get out. She then informed them she was a breast-feeding mother, removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk, Sheriff Walter L. Davis, III said in the news release.

Deputies removed Robinette from the vehicle and arrested her. She was taken to Delaware County jail.

She faces charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Domestic violence and assault are both first-degree misdemeanors. Obstructing official business and resisting arrest are second-degree misdemeanors and disorderly conduct is a fourth-degree misdemeanor.

First-degree misdemeanors carry a maximum sentence of 180 days in jail and a maximum fine of $1,000.

Robinette pleaded not guilty to all five charges during her arraignment at Delaware County Municipal Court today.

She was released from the jail on her own recognizance under the conditions that she have no contact with her husband and that she report to the probation department for a mental-health assessment, according to a court official.

During her court appearance, Mrs. Robinette said she is a teacher, WBNS-TV (Channel 10) reported. State records show she teaches at Summit Academy on Columbus' East Side. The school's website says Mrs. Robinette, who has a master's degree, taught second and third grades at the school in the 2010-11 school year. The school specializes in helping children with autism, ADHD and other disorders.

Teachers who are found guilty of certain offenses could face losing their teaching licenses.

No one answered the phone at the Robinettes' home.

Further investigation into the case could lead to additional charges, including harassment with a bodily substance, Davis said in the release.

"Many factors go into this, including whether deputies were actually hit with the breast milk," Davis said.

State law prohibits the intent to harass, annoy, threaten or alarm a law enforcement officer with blood, semen, urine, feces or another bodily substance.

The fifth-degree felony carries a maximum sentence of 12 months in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.

VIDEO: World Toe Wrestling Champion Defeets All Comers

Hundreds of competitors took their warring digits to the 35th annual Toe Wrestling Championship at the Bentley Brook Inn, near Ashbourne, Derbyshire. Based on the better-known sport of arm wrestling, toe wrestling sees competitors use their feet and toes to overpower their opponent.

The sport was invented in 1976 when regulars at the pub set about searching for a game that the British could win. A decision was made to invent a new one. Locals in Wetton - where the game was born - have been dominating the sport ever since.

This year an epic battle between arch rivals 'Predatoe' and 'Nasty Nash' dominated proceedings. Paul 'Predatoe' Beech beat current world champion Alan Nash in the semi final, leaving him with a clear route to victory.

"I knew I'd win and I'll win next year, whoever comes. Nasty Nash next year, I'm breaking his ankle," he said after his win. People travelled from as far afield as London to try and claim the male and female champion titles.

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JOKE: Late again

Late again?" Miss Crabtree scolded Little Johnny.

"It ain't my fault," said Little Johnny. "This is my Daddy's fault. I'm three hours late cause Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for over thirty years but had never heard that one before.

"Exactly what does that mean, Johnny?"

"Well, Miss Crabtree, a coyote's been hangin' round the ranch lately. He's killed six hens and Ma's best goat. So last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and told Ma, 'That coyote's back again. I'm a'gonna git 'im!' " He told us kids to stay inside and he ran out naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt, no nuttin'! He crawled out to the hen house, stuck his shotgun through the window of the chicken coop. As he tried to see into the dark coop, our hound dog came sneakin' up behind him and stuck his cold nose right up Daddy's behind! Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!' "

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Baby died from morphine in breast milk

Authorities in South Carolina say an infant girl died from a lethal dose of morphine that was in her mother's breast milk.

The mother, 37-year-old Stephanie Greene, was charged Friday with homicide by child abuse.

Investigators say Greene's 6-week-old daughter, Alexis, was found dead in her parents' bed in their Campobello home in November 2010.

Autopsy results showed high levels of morphine in the child's blood.

Authorities say the painkiller got into Greene's breast milk after she took pills and used patches containing morphine constantly since the baby's birth.

Investigators say she illegally obtained the drugs at least 38 times in less than two years.

Greene was awaiting a bond hearing. Her husband refused to speak with a reporter or give her attorney's name when reached by phone.

JOKE: Gone Golfing

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied..

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said,

"For the sake of decency , here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie!

Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said,

"Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit...

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JOKE: I went to the doctor's office the other day

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed to tell her what my problem was but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, "my wife thinks my dick tastes funny."

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Sheriff Employee Accused Of Tipping Off Drug Dealers, Sending Pics Of Undercover Agents

An employee of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is now gainfully unemployed after being arrested on Wednesday in connection with illegal distribution of confidential information.

Kenitra Casper, 27, worked in the JSO records office and now faces felony and misdemeanor charges after she confessed to sending out texts and emails containing information about and photographs of undercover narcotics agents to known drug dealers in the Jacksonville area.

Casper had worked for JSO for 7 years, according to Undersheriff Dwain Senterfitt, who says he's very concerned that Casper's actions could have compromised the identity of detectives working undercover.

She is being held in the Pre-Trial Detention Facility at the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

Further investigations are ongoing at this time.

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Man Assaulted in Missouri By Bartender with Baseball Bat

The Pulaski County Prosecuting Attorney's Office has released the charging documents and probable cause statement in the case against Delbert Click.

Click's wife emailed KRCG on Wednesday with a story very different than those in the probable cause statement and initial news release from the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department.

She said Click did not hit anyone at the bar, but was attacked himself and that a video recording at the bar shows as much.

She also said that Click did not receive any medical treatment until he collapsed at the police station. It was then that he was taken to a hospital. Click's wife said he was hit in the back of the head by the bartender working that night, and had severe injuries from the hit. She said he was sedated at the hospital even with a head injury.

When Click was released from the hospital, his wife said he was told he was not being charged because people at the bar did not want to press charges. The next morning, he woke up and heard on the radio that he had been charged with something and went to the police station to find out what was going on. While there, he filed a report against the bartender hitting him on the head.

Click's wife was also concerned with the mug shot released by the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department. She said in his official mug shot, he was wearing an orange jumpsuit. She said that photo must have been taken while he was coming off sedation while intoxicated and recovering from a head injury.

She said Click has not denied he was intoxicated at the time of the incident.

Original Story:

A bar fight in Pulaski County landed one man behind bars Saturday night.

According to the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department, deputies were called to a tavern on Highway 17 after bar employees reported a fight.

The deputy on scene asked Delbert Franklin Click, 40, of Richland to go outside and talk about what happened. Click refused and the bartender said Click entered the bar and started yelling at patrons and hit one.

The bartender told authorities a small bar fight broke out, and ended after the bartender hit Click with a baseball bat.

Click was taken to a medical facility for treatment, then was taken into custody for a 24-hour hold.

Pulaski County filed two counts of assault in the third degree against Click.

JOKE: MAKING OUT ON THE BEACH

A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often" she asked?

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here" she asked?

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know I wanted sex?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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Missing leg of crash victim found

The missing leg of a pedestrian killed in a Mesa, Ariz., hit-and-run accident has been found on the rooftop of a building near the accident.

Police say officers returned to the scene of Sunday's early-morning crash and located the lower-left leg on the roof of a storage facility about 160 feet from the scene.

Authorities recovered the suspect's vehicle after the crash.

Police say 22-year-old Jose DeJesus Padilla-Rodriguez faces two counts of failure to stop at a serious injury or fatal collision and two counts of failure to remain at a serious injury or fatal collision.

The name of the victim hasn't yet been released. Another male pedestrian injured in the same accident remains hospitalized.

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JOKE: BETTER TAKE A PICTURE

On their first night together, Danny and Kim go to change. Kim comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. Danny,the proud husband says, "Kim, we are married now, you can open your robe." Kim opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims,"My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled Kim asks, "My picture?" Danny answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

Kim smiles and Danny takes her picture, and then Danny heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and Kim asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that Danny opens his robe and Kim exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture." Danny beams and asks why and Kim answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

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