A good, clean-living atheist died and went to heaven. Saint Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.
"You can't come in," he said.
"You're an atheist. But you'll like Hell. You'll be with your friends."
The atheist went to Hell and found beautiful green fields with people picnicking and having a wonderful time. A man in a white suit introduced himself.
"Hi. I'm Satan. Welcome to Hell."
"Wow," said the atheist, "this is nice! But I thought..."
Suddenly, a screaming man fell from the sky, the ground opened up to reveal fire and brimstone which swallowed the falling man and then closed. Suddenly, everything was normal again.
"What in the, uh, um, heck was that?" the atheist asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, that? He's a Christian; they wouldn't have Hell any other way!
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