After the Southern gentleman had been served his whiskey in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he called the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"
The waitress thought, "That's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" but it was a slow night, and he was kind of cute, so she just smiled and replied, "Sure, what the hell! Why not? Let's go!"
Later, when they returned, he sat down at the same table and she asked him with a grin, "And will there be anything else, sir?"
"Well, yes, ma'am," replied the tourist. "Y'see, where ah come from, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh real cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink!"
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