VIDEO: A woman bought a do-it-yourself closet from Home Depot
A woman bought a do-it-yourself closet from Home Depot and she put it together in about an hour. As she stood admiring her handiwork, a train passed by right outside her house. The closet crumpled to the ground in a heap! "I must have done something wrong," thought the woman, so she went to work and reassembled the entire thing. As soon as she finished, another train rumbled by and the whole thing collapsed again. Fed up with this exercise in futility, she called Home Depot and insisted they send out a technician. He arrived, rebuilt the entire thing again, all the while thinking her story about the train was a total fabrication. When he finished, he summoned her into the bedroom. "You see, ma'am, there's absolutely nothing wrong with..." just as another train passed. Sure enough, the closet fell apart again. "Unbelievable!" he cried. "You were right! Look, I'm going to reassemble this again, and this time wait inside it until another train passes. That way, I'll see what happens and be able to fix it." "Okay," says the exasperated woman. He put it together for the fourth time, climbed inside, and shut the door. Just then, the woman's husband arrived home from work, saw the technician's toolbox and shouted, "What going on here? Do you have a secret lover? I bet he's hiding in this closet!" So he whips open the closet door and discovers the technician. "What in the hell are you doing in there!?" And all the technician could say was, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?!"
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