JOKE: He's Celebrate..that's a celebrating celebate

A married couple was dining in a fine restaurant when the husband says, "You've been watching that drunken man over there off and on all evening. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replied. "He was my first husband and he's a mess. He's been drinking like that ever since I left him, nearly twenty years ago."

"Remarkable," said her present husband. "I wouldn't think that anyone could celebrate that long!"
(the only connection between the above image and the above joke is that I like both)