JOKE: A guy was in a terrible motorcycle accident

A guy was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he finally came to from the anesthetic, the doctor told him, "Son, I've got good news and bad news."

"Give me the bad news first."

"The bad news is: you were in a very serious accident and we had to amputate both your feet at the ankles."

"Jesus," gasped the patient. "What's the good news?"

"The fellow in the next bed wants to buy your boots!"