A man went fishing, but had no luck, even though the guy in a nearby boat kept reeling them in. "What are you using for bait?" he asked. "Oh, I'm a surgeon. I always use tonsils. Works for me!"
The next day, he went fishing again, and again had no luck, even though a another guy in another nearby boat kept reeling them in. "What are you using?" he asked. "Oh, I'm a surgeon," replied the man. "I always use an appendix. Works for me!"
The next day, he went fishing again, and again had no luck, even though a third guy in a third nearby boat kept reeling them in. "I suppose you're a surgeon, too?" he asked.
"Why, no," replied the man. "I'm a rabbi!"
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