JOKE: The current exchange rate

The young blonde returned from her South American vacation and went to the local bank to exchange her foreign currency. She plopped a huge wad of bills on the counter, the teller counted it, consulted his computer, and then counted out $27.18.

The blonde gasped, "You mean that's all I get for that mountain of money?"

"I'm afraid so, Miss," replied the teller. "That's the current exchange rate."

"Damn! And I even fixed him breakfast!"