JOKE: On Maneuvers

On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. "In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day," said the Russian.

The Englishman responded, "In the British Army, we get 4,000 calories a day."

The American bragged, "The US Army gives us 8,000 calories."

The Russian laughed. "Nonsense!" he snorted. "No man could eat that much cabbage!"

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.