A lady, who was an avid record collector, heard there was a new recording on the market so she dialed her local record store. In her haste, she mis-dialed the number and got a local bar. Before the bartender could say the establishment' s name, she blurted out: "do you have hot lips and seven kisses?"
After a short pause the bartender replied: "No, but I have hot balls and seven inches!"
She asked: "Is that a record?"
To which he replied: "No, but it's better than average!"
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