JOKE: Cardiologist's Funeral

At the cardiologist's elaborate funeral, a huge floral heart stood behind his casket. After the eulogy, the heart opened, the casket rolled inside and the heart closed. One mourner burst into laughter. When everyone turned to stare, he explained, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." Everyone then laughed with him -- except the proctologist, who fainted!