Wednesday, September 16, 2009
the Word for Wednesday
Trickery, underhand action, intrigue, skulduggery.
You’ll most commonly encounter this word in the plural. It seems to have originated in California at about the time of the Gold Rush, though it was first recorded in print only in 1855. In the years since, it has been spelt in about a dozen different ways, though recent dictionaries have settled on the version above. Where it comes from is still a matter of substantial dispute; the first five dictionaries I consulted gave four different origins (Oxford Dictionaries — as so often — opting for the ultra-cautious “origin unknown”). The word looks Irish, and there was no shortage of Irishmen in the California diggings, so it’s plausible to suggest the Irish word sionnachuighm as the source, meaning ‘I play tricks’, which is pronounced roughly as ‘shinnuckeem’. Others argue it comes from an East Anglian dialect word nannicking for playing the fool. Yet others guess at a link with the Spanish word chanada for a trick or deceit, which is another half-way plausible source, considering California’s history. Yet another theory was put forward in 1948 in American Speech for an origin in German schinnagel for a nail that holds the rim to the wheel, which produced the German slang terms schinageln, to work, and Schenigelei, a trick. As the man behind the market stall said, you pays your money and you takes your choice ...
Camera abandoned on mountain top is returned full of photos

Thankfully for Mr Jones, over 30 ramblers took photographs of themselves at the beauty spot, which overlooks two large rocks near the summit.




The camera was returned to Mr Jones by Ogwen Valley warden Brian Jones.


Tuesday, September 15, 2009
the Word for Tuesday
actually two words that are very similar and vitually interchangeable
scatology/coprology- the study of faeces.
Scatological studies allow one to determine a wide range of biological information about a creature, including its diet, healthiness, and diseases.
other forms might include:
coprophagiac- one who dines on faeces
scatological- pertaining to the study of faeces
scat-slang for faeces
coprology-obscenity, esp. words or humor referring to excrement
the Joke for tuesday
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and got on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the entire desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished the three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"
Monday, September 14, 2009
Video: Bike Thief Gets Beatdown
This rather graphic video depicts an alleged bike thief getting beaten up after getting caught by the bike owner and his friends in the East Village. On the one hand, lowlife thieves deserve what's coming to them; on the other hand, street justice does have its downsides (anarchy, mob rule, model riots, etc). But the blogger who posted the video, Prolly is not Probably, is all for it, writing, "The guy wasn't bleeding or banged up. Just enough to send a message. DON'T STEAL BIKES. Cops won't do anything and this guy will think twice about stealing bikes."
He does make a valid point there. Below, posted in its entirety, is the bike owner's friend's explanation of how the bike thief was caught, assaulted, and videotaped.
Here's the story. I was having brunch on first ave and first street with a a couple of friends including Alfred .It was a pretty sunny day and a good there was a good amount of pedestrian traffic .Nothing unusual. Alfred went out to make a call and spotted someone looking over his bike. Nothing unusual ,he got a hot ass cannondale with hot ass wheels.the guy was average looking,had a helmet and a bag.looked like your average joe casual biker.Suddenly this dude gets on his knees and pulls out a drill.At first Alfred thought he wanted to steal his wheels,until he saw the drill.Is this what it has come out to?!people stealing bike with drills?Anyways as he was getting ready to drill the lock,Alfred comes in the restaurant and yells,!yooooo someones trying to steal my bike,lets go get him.and let me tell you this ass hole tried stealing the wrong bike.first it was a bike messengers bike and second it was Alfred's bike and the motherFkr got a temper sometimes.so we roll out to this dude and start pounding him.my first instinct was to get my U lock and bang on him,but my bike was already locked up so , we bumbrushed this dude and started pounding him.Everybody is watching and wondering why this dude is being plumeted ,but at that point we don't give a fuck.we had to make sure this asshole dosen't do it again.me personal i have had 2 bikes stolen,in like a month apart.fuck that shit.he did't even look like a bike thief!so while pounding him i reach out to put my phone in my pocket and realized i had a camera on my wait.i pulled it out and captured the second half of the beating!
Bike Thief vs Street Justis from triple on Vimeo.
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov
According to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. "I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said the film enthusiast. "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names. I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year." Apparently, he's had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped "Highlander."
- Julius is an homage to the famous chimp at the Kristiansand Zoo
- 'Arn' is a Swedish knight movie
- Elessar and Gimli are from 'Lord of the Rings'
- 'MacGyver', just the greatest Richard Dean Anderson show ever!
- 'Highlander' could refer to either the movie or TV show
- Chewbacka (aka Chewbacca) is from 'Star Wars'
the Word for Monday
the Joke for Monday
Have you ever wondered where and howyodeling began? Many years ago a manwas traveling through the mountains ofSwitzerland.Nightfall was rapidly approachingand he had nowhere to sleep. He went upto a farmhouse and asked the farmer if hecould spend the night.The farmer told him thathe could sleep in the barn.As the story goes,the farmer's daughter asked her father,'Who is that man going into the barn?''That fellow traveling through,'said the farmer.'needs a place to stay for the night so I told him he could sleep in the barn.'The daughter said,'Perhaps he is hungry.'So she prepared hima plate of food for him and then took it out tothe barn.About an hour later,the daughter returned.Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair.Straight up to bed she went.The farmer's wife wasvery observant.She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty.So she fetched a bottle of wine,took it out to the barn and she too did not returnfor an hour.Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.She also headed straight to bed.The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey,waving to the farmer as he left.When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone,she broke into tears.'How could he leave without even saying goodbye,'she cried.'We made such passionate love last night!''What?'shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man,who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him,'I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!'The man looked back down
from the mountainside,cupped his hand next to his mouthand yelled out.....'LAIDTHEOLAIDEETOO!'
How to prevent chronic back and neck pain
When you are stiff and sore from sitting at your computer for long periods, it's best if you
vary your position and posture periodically. We know we shouldn't sit for too long without
taking a break to stretch and move around, but we forget and then pay for it at the end of
the day. In order to prevent chronic back & neck pain, here are several excellent stretches
that are suggested to relieve the stress.
Try one of these the next time your back and neck start feeling tight:




There, now don't you feel better?
~WHIRLED GNUS~
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