Did you hear the one about the guy who was visiting the zoo? After looking at the various exhibits, he ended up at the gorilla cage. Interestingly, every time he made a move..no matter what he did..the gorilla would imitate him exactly. He'd scratch his head...the great ape would do like-wise. He'd screech..the gorilla would screech too. Then scratched his eye..the gorilla went beserk. It broke out of it's cage and nearly beat him to death before zoo personnel could capture and subdue the beast.
Later at the hospital as he was recovering from his injuries he was visited by the head zookeeper.
The zookeeper inquired, "what did you do to make the gorilla so angry?"
"I don't know" replied the man. "I was just doing different things and the gorilla was imitating my every move until I scratched my eye like this" and the man pulled his lower eyelid down, as if to scratch it.
"Ohhhh my God", the zookeeper said. "That's f**k you in gorilla talk."
The zookeeper departed and the man plotted his revenge on the gorilla. The next day he went to a nearby deli and bought a huge roll of sandwich salami and a big knife.
He returned to the gorilla cage. He dupicated all of his previous manuevers. Each time the gorilla copied his move to the letter. Now was the time to show that gorilla who's smarter, the man thought. With that he stuck the giant salami into his pants, as if it was his very own salami and began to whack at it with the big knife.
He looked over at the gorilla, hoping to sense some anger from the gorilla. Alas, all he saw was the gorilla pulling at his lower eyelid.
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