a joke for Sunday

I ended up talking with an older woman at a club last night. She looked O.K. for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

"Wow" I said excitedly.

We drank a bit more and then she declared it was my "lucky night".

We went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"