the Joke for Tuesday

A young newlywed couple had been married barely a month, when the man began to have problems making love. He and his bride tried all sorts of toys, and lotions, but to no avail. Finally the man decided to go see his Dr. to find out what's wrong.
When the Dr. completes his examination, he tells the young man, that he has an extremely rare condition. Unfortunately, there is very little hope of him ever having an erection again. The man is just distraught. He pleads to the Dr.
"Surely there must be something you can do Doc. I just can't bear the thought of never making love to my beautiful bride again." The Dr. replies
"Well, there is one procedure, but I must caution you, it's still very experimental, but so far, the results have been pretty positive." The young man is relieved at the possibility of hope and says "What does it involve...I'll try anything!" The doctor replies, "Well, what we do is graft muscles from an elephant trunk to your penis." The man decides to go through
with it.
After the surgery, he takes his bride out for drinks and a romantic dinner. While they're sitting at the table, the man is starting to get aroused, when all of the sudden, his penis unzips his pants, grabs a cocktail peanut from the bowl on the table and goes back into the pants, and zips them back up. The man is just sitting there stunned, with tears in his eyes.This happens over and over again. The wife exclaims "Honey, that was amazing...can you do it again?" To which the husband replies "I can try, but I doubt I can fit another peanut up my butt!"