Down in Florida, two eastern Europeans expats, a Czech and a Jew, got drunk and broke into an alligator farm. They climbed into a pen containing a mating pair, and one of the 'gators ate the Czech. The Jew started yelling, the owner came over, and then he called the cops.
The cops asked the Jew which alligator, the male or the female, ate his friend. The Jew pointed to the male, but, when they cut him open, there was nothing in his stomach except what 'gators usually get to eat. They then cut open the female, and found the Czech in her belly.
The moral of this story is: Never believe a Jew when he tells you that the Czech is in the male.
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