THIS IS A REFEREE??

this was a collegiate boxing competition..one of the participants got a bit rough with the referee and probably wishes he hadn't LOL..the ref looks like one bad ass dude indeed

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HOW TO IDENTIFY AN ASSHOLE

so be careful

A Love Story..Shag-Ra the Horse and Phyllis

the Captain and the Camel

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men's barracks.
He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied to the barracks?"
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from any where, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do... uh... we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, I suppose if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn't control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his sergeant, "BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!"
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and led the camel into the Captain's quarters.
Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. "So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?" he asked.
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, usually they just ride it into town."

the Microsoft Waiter

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[The waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

'I'm not disabled' insists waitress born with feet facing backwards

A waitress has refused to be classified as disabled even though she was born with feet that face backwards.

Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way, but has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension.

She said: "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled."

Doctors and her family feared she would not be able to walk properly when she was born, but agreed that she can now outrun anyone she knows.

Wang, who has a five year-old son with normal feet, said: "I can walk as well as anyone else, and even run faster than them. I'm like everyone else - except of course that I put my shoes on backwards."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499367/Im-disabled-insists-waitress-born-feet-facing-backwards.html#ixzz0Ne7WMbM7

Public Sex..Love at the Airport

this couple thought they weren't being observed..apparently. Or maybe they didn't care

Extreme Botox?? Bubble butt?

maybe a little of this Botox stuff is good.I don't know..but too much is surely bad..you've seen women with lips that are too big? Apparently this woman had Botox injections in her butt. This might be a case of too much Botox eh?

'Inner tube robber' sent up-river for 6 years

MONROE, Wash. -- A man who stole thousands from an armored car in an elaborate scheme and then made his getaway on an innertube down Woods Creek was sentenced to six years in prison Monday.

Anthony Curcio, 28, will also face three years of supervised release.

The FBI says Curcio planned the robbery over a year. On Sept. 30, he sprayed an armored car guard in the face with pepper spray outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe. He made off with $400,000, then hopped on a yellow inner tube and escaped down the creek.

Agents cracked the case when they learned about two weeks before the robbery, a homeless man called 911 to report that he found a can of Mace, a wig and a two-way radio behind a trash bin nearby. When a man came to retrieve the items, the homeless man wrote down the license plate number of his car. The license plate was registered to Curcio's wife.

DNA was collected from evidence gathered at the scene, and on Oct. 28, the Washington State Patrol crime lab sent Monroe police a DNA report that matched Anthony Curcio's.

He was arrested a few days later in a new Range Rover following a shopping spree at an outlet mall.

A few days before the robbery, Curcio placed an advertisement on Craigslist for laborers to work a landscape job in the areas near the Bank of America.

Several workers showed up in work clothes, as requested by the advertisement, that were similar to what the robber was seen wearing, to confuse police searching for the suspect.

Court documents in the case said that Curcio was having financial troubles and began studying the armored car deliveries at the branch, as well as the best route of escape.

He manufactured a disguise with clothing that could be easily removed, and even strung a cable in a nearby creek so that he could use an inflatable raft and pull himself down the creek away from the scene of the robbery.

Agents recovered about $220,000 upon Curcio's arrest.

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