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COOL VIDEO SHOT IN ONE TAKE BY SOMETHING LIKE 172 STUDENTS..THE SONG IS "I GOT A FEELING" BY BLACK EYED PEAS

OK GUYS..I FOUND HER..THE PERFECT WOMAN

the Joke for Thursday

3 Bulls
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years.Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I AM KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They no sooner finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking
point.
First Bull: "You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick.Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL MY COWS. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

TIME OF YOUR LIFE

TIME OF YOUR LIFE
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

Baby Quadruplets Laughing ..Love It!!

No More Pizza Deliveries for Naked Guy Who Supplied His Own Sausage and Meatballs

A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

Portsmouth New Hampshire Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man's actions after it took place four different times.

"She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants," McQuate said.

The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.

McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn't wish to press charges.

He said an officer was sent out to speak to the man and let him know how "inappropriate" his behavior was.

"We went and talked to the guy and they aren't getting any more pizza delivered there," McQuate said.

the Word for Wednesday

EURDITE
adjective; characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly
synonym; educated, knowledgeable; wise, sapient.

the Joke for Wednesday

Bob's new job required a physical with the company doctor. All his tests turned out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor mentioned that Bob had the smallest penis he'd ever seen.
"Tell me: do you ever have any difficulties with it being so small?"
"No," said Bob, "I've got a wonderful wife, three great kids, and a normal sex life. The only problem is finding it when I have to urinate."
"And you do have a normal sex life? How?"
"It's no problem because then there's two of us looking for it!"

the Video for Tuesday

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the Joke for Tuesday

A young newlywed couple had been married barely a month, when the man began to have problems making love. He and his bride tried all sorts of toys, and lotions, but to no avail. Finally the man decided to go see his Dr. to find out what's wrong.
When the Dr. completes his examination, he tells the young man, that he has an extremely rare condition. Unfortunately, there is very little hope of him ever having an erection again. The man is just distraught. He pleads to the Dr.
"Surely there must be something you can do Doc. I just can't bear the thought of never making love to my beautiful bride again." The Dr. replies
"Well, there is one procedure, but I must caution you, it's still very experimental, but so far, the results have been pretty positive." The young man is relieved at the possibility of hope and says "What does it involve...I'll try anything!" The doctor replies, "Well, what we do is graft muscles from an elephant trunk to your penis." The man decides to go through
with it.
After the surgery, he takes his bride out for drinks and a romantic dinner. While they're sitting at the table, the man is starting to get aroused, when all of the sudden, his penis unzips his pants, grabs a cocktail peanut from the bowl on the table and goes back into the pants, and zips them back up. The man is just sitting there stunned, with tears in his eyes.This happens over and over again. The wife exclaims "Honey, that was amazing...can you do it again?" To which the husband replies "I can try, but I doubt I can fit another peanut up my butt!"